SALUTATIONS

okay so

so me and my good friend the king of snowmen were talking and so like i was like

hey what if I joined facbok

but then she said

wait no facbok is boring join tumblr that’s where it’s AT

so i was like

where it’s @?

and then she said

where it’s AT

so i said

where it’s Shift-2?

(because you know when you press shift-2 you get an @ sign)

so she said

whaaaaaat

and then i was like

xavier are you serious

yes this is my good frient

This is my brother’s ideal sandwich—the same brother who thinks Infinite is one time lord.

My brother just called me a pinchbutt and I am really excited because that is the best insult I’ve heard in a zillion years.