imaraginghomosexual:

stretching my ears. c:

wait WHAT WHY??????

pinchbutt:

omg xavier what is this i don’t even

this must be why some people don’t use the submit function

hhahahHHAHEHAHFOIHAOSEHFSADHF

BLROP

yay pretty new theme

Except for some reason tumblr automatically plays that bird sound fart video when I go to my page???????? Weird. it might scare off people

HAHA

AHHAHHA

HAHHAHAHAH

HAHAHHAHA

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

pinchbutt:

so me and my good friend the king of snowmen were talking and so like i was like

hey what if I joined facbok

but then she said

wait no facbok is boring join tumblr that’s where it’s AT

so i was like

where it’s @?

and then she said

where it’s AT

so i said

where it’s Shift-2?

(because you know when you press shift-2 you get an @ sign)

so she said

whaaaaaat

and then i was like

xavier are you serious

yes this is my good frient

I was all playing Tetris AND I WAS ELEVEN LINES AWAY FROM LEVEL TWELVE (which I’ve NEVER EVER GOTTEN TO) and all of the sudden THE VIRUS PROTECTION SERVICE I USE ASKS ME IF I WANT TO SCAN NOW AND MY GAME ISN’T PAUSED AND THE BLOCKS ARE JUST FALLING REALLY FAST and before I can even click “Postpone” I’ve lost.

sigh

penpernickle replied to your post: HELLO does anyone want to join me in the watching…

I’d love to but I have to go to church……. Boring, ole church :/

This late??? I always thought church was a morning thing????????

HELLO does anyone want to join me in the watching of this live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie?? I have to figure out livestream but this movie is pretty hilarious………..

EDIT: WAIT CRAP I don’t know if I can play this DVD on my computer……….

brandi-wine:

BRUISES of Q U E E N S: brandi-wine: captainoinkers: bruisesofqueens: captainoinkers: I feel…

brandi-wine:

captainoinkers:

bruisesofqueens:

captainoinkers:

I feel like there needs to be a doink ~revival~

like let’s just get everyone to do a big…

Does anyone remember the time me and some other DoInkers all published Whip WIPS at the same time??

A few seconds?? COPYPASTE IS GREAT

this lego kid was snake-ified and this girl kissed him and he got better

This is my brother’s ideal sandwich—the same brother who thinks Infinite is one time lord.

hahhaha sketchy

bird sounds